February 2010
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Ask me something →
I’m bored, take pity on me.
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January 2010
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Watch
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Nurse Susan Gallagher: He's a Jew.
Alex: How do you know?
Nurse Susan Gallagher: I've had a look.
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DIK DIK →
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“I should wish to see a world in which education aimed at mental freedom rather...”
– Bertrand Russel
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Cheetahs play with antelope →
MY GOD SO CUTE.
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Suck my dick
or cock
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Jim's Dad: Michelle, do you know why they call it "making love"?
Michelle: No, I just call it boning.
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“It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...”
– Henry James
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I hate it when I’m really tired, but my hairs wet, because I can’t sleep with wet hair. :[
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Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.
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“I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in...”
– Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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Dick sandwiches
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iPad-Smosh →
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“You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it’s a little thing,...”
– Albert Schweitzer
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I'm so happy that Important Things and The Sarah...
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Sexy funny Jews are the best. <3
Actually, Demetri Martin is Greek, but he looks Jewish. I’m just gonna say he’s Jewish anyway.
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In those Centrum for Men commercials, they list duct tape as an item made just for men.
Fuck you Centrum, I love duct tape and I don’t have a penis. [And if I did, I would duct tape it down.]
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My 365 →
It’s super duper lame.
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This is terribly addicting. →
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(via dumbjabronimotherfucker)